Attention, all United Federation of Planets citizens and Starfleet personnel. Happy Federation Day! Celebrations will be held in designated recreational areas during regularly scheduled alpha and beta shift breaks. All directors, please submit final duty log prior to shift change.
What are you doing today to celebrate the founding of our vast interstellar union on this day in 2161? Make it so! Engage! Tea, Earl Grey, decaf, PIPING hot. Live long, and prosper. 🖖 Peace, and long life. Ex astris, scientia. Ad astra, per aspera.