Editing (section) False Profits (episode) 0 CLICK HERE TO LOG IN OR CREATE AN ACCOUNT == Memorable quotes == "''My sandal shop is failing. I can no longer feed my family.''"<br /> "''Same old song.''"<br /> "''My wife and her mother, my five children, the baby.''"<br /> "''That's seven employees – eight, if you count the infant. How can your shop be failing?''"<br /> "''You're not paying them, are you?''"<br /> : - '''The sandal maker''', '''Arridor''' and '''Kol''' "''What ''are'' we going to do?''"<br /> "''What a Ferengi always does in a situation this grave.''"<br /> "''Panic?''"<br /> "''No, you idiot! He goes to the Rules of Acquisition. Unabridged and fully annotated with all [[47]] commentaries, all 900 major and minor judgments, all 10,000 considered opinions. There's a rule for ''every'' conceivable situation.''" : - '''Kol''' and '''Arridor''' "''Grand proxy, avoidance of… Mm-mm.''"<br /> "''Grand proxy, censure by…''"<br /> "''Grand proxy, encounters with…''"<br /> "''<nowiki>See… 'hopeless situation.'</nowiki>''"<br /> : - '''Arridor''', trying to find a way around following the Grand Proxy's orders ''"I told you there was no rule.''"<br /> "''Then it's time to invoke the unwritten rule.''"<br /> "''The unwritten rule?''"<br /> "''When no appropriate rule applies… make one up.''"<br /> "''That's a very good rule.''"<br /> : - '''Arridor''' and '''Kol''' "''Who's to say we aren't their sages, captain?''"<br /> "''Don't be ridiculous.''"<br /> "''You mean… we really are the sages?''" : - '''Arridor''', '''Captain Janeway''' and '''Kol''' "''We won. We won!''"<br /> "''No, my friend. Not exactly. To be precise… we won again.''"<br /> : - '''Kol''' and '''Arridor''' "''But how do we get two Ferengi to just walk away from a monopoly on an entire economy?''"<br /> "''What motivates a Ferengi?''"<br /> "''Profit.''"<br /> "''Then we must find a way to make it more profitable for them to leave.''"<br /> "''Or less profitable to stay.''"<br /> "''How do we do that?''"<br /> "''We have to out-Ferengi… the Ferengi.''"<br /> : '''Tom Paris''', '''Captain Janeway''', '''Tuvok''' and '''Neelix''' about the plot with Neelix pretending to be Grand Proxy "''And may I say gentlemen, you both have very fine shoes.''"<br /> "''Excuse me?''"<br /> "''Well, the sages say you can tell a great deal about a man from his shoes, and I can tell from your shoes, you're men of refinement.''" : - '''Merchant''' to '''Tom Paris''' and Chakotay "''Arridor?''"<br /> "''What is it now?''"<br /> "''We had ''seven years'' of pure profit.''"<br /> (laughing) "''We did, didn't we?''" : - '''Kol''' and '''Arridor''' while being burned Loading editor Insert: – … ° à é ö ¼ ½ ¾ ← → ↑ ↓ • † ‡ Sign your name: – ~~~~ Wiki markup: [[Category:]] {{w|}} {{wikipedia|}} {{real world}} {{image paramount}} {{IMDb-link|type=name|page=|name=}} {{TOS|}} {{TAS|}} {{TNG|}} {{DS9|}} {{VOY|}} {{ENT|}} {{DIS|}} {{film|}} {{incite}} #redirect [[]] {{USS|}} {{USSr|}} <sup></sup> <sub></sub> <gallery> File: File: File: </gallery> {{dis||}} {{DEFAULTSORT:}} This field is a spam trap. DO NOT fill it in! Edit summary Preview Mobile Desktop Show changes
