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A '''joke''' is "an antic, a caper, mischief, prank, trick, quip, witticism." ({{TNG|The Outrageous Okona}}) It can also be described as "a story with a humorous climax." ({{film|4}}) Or as "a verbal comment or gesture designed to provoke laughter." ({{VOY|Drone}})
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A '''joke''' is "''a '''witticism''', a '''gag''', a '''bon mot''', a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending."'' ({{TNG|The Outrageous Okona}}) It can also be described as "''a story with a humorous climax''." ({{film|4}}) Or as "''a verbal comment or [[gesture]] designed to provoke laughter.''" ({{VOY|Drone}})
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In [[2268]], [[Ensign]] [[Pavel Chekov]] reported that the ''Enterprise'' would be only one [[parsec]] away from a [[Klingon]] outpost, "close enough to smell them". As [[Commander]] [[Spock]] explained that odours cannot travel through the vacuum of space, Chekov claimed it was "just a little joke". Spock replied, "Extremely little". Not long after this, [[Cyrano Jones]] was attempting to sell [[tribble]]s aboard [[Deep Space Station K-7]]. His asking price was ten [[Federation credit|credits]] and when the barman tried to bargain, eventually going to four credits, Jones asked "''Is that an offer or a joke?''" The barman replied that it was an offer and Jones countered "''That's a joke.''" ({{TOS|The Trouble with Tribbles}})
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According to [[Leonard McCoy]], [[Vulcan]]s don't tell jokes. ({{TAS|Yesteryear}})
   
 
In [[2365]], upon meeting [[Thadiun Okona]], Data, unaware of the true meaning of "what '[[humor|funny]]' is" made it his mission to learn with the assistance of [[The Comic]] and [[Guinan]]. ({{TNG|The Outrageous Okona}})
 
In [[2365]], upon meeting [[Thadiun Okona]], Data, unaware of the true meaning of "what '[[humor|funny]]' is" made it his mission to learn with the assistance of [[The Comic]] and [[Guinan]]. ({{TNG|The Outrageous Okona}})
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When Wesley Crusher made a visit on the {{USS|Enterprise|NCC-1701-D|-D}} in [[2370]], Data greeted him with a joke and said, ''"A [[cadet]] is on board, we should call the security."'' Data later tried to clarify that he intended to make a joke and meant no ill. ({{TNG|Journey's End}})
 
When Wesley Crusher made a visit on the {{USS|Enterprise|NCC-1701-D|-D}} in [[2370]], Data greeted him with a joke and said, ''"A [[cadet]] is on board, we should call the security."'' Data later tried to clarify that he intended to make a joke and meant no ill. ({{TNG|Journey's End}})
   
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''That same year, in the [[mirror universe]], [[Doctor]] [[Julian Bashir]] met {{mu|Odo}}'s mirror counterpart, a cruel individual who ruled over the workers at the [[ore processing]] facility on {{mu|Terok Nor}} with his [[Rules of Obedience]]. When Bashir told him that his designation was "Bashir, Julian," he slapped him and told him that his Rule of Obedience #14 was "no jokes." Later, when Bashir told him that he had been practicing [[medicine]], he slapped him again and reminded him of Rule #14.'' ({{DS9|Crossover}})
While [[Vulcan]]s are not unable to ''apprehend'' the concept of jokes, they find them unnecessary and difficult to ''comprehend''. During their encounter with the [[Dream species|dream-world aliens]], the {{USS|Voyager}} crew all suffered from nightmares. When [[B'Elanna Torres]], [[Tom Paris]], [[Harry Kim]], and [[Neelix]] recounted theirs, they wondered what the nearby Vulcan [[Tuvok]]'s dream was. Neelix suggested elements of a Vulcan nightmare might include being stranded on a planet in which the only form of communication is laughter. During most of ''Voyager''{{'}}s journey, Neelix made it his goal to make Tuvok laugh. ({{VOY|Waking Moments}}; et. al)
 
   
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During a mission to rescue a Federation informant on Dominion-occupied Soukara, [[Worf]] claimed to [[Jadzia Dax]] that he has a sense of humor, and was "''considered to be quite amusing''" when serving on the {{USS|Enterprise|NCC-1701-D|-D}}, to which Dax responded that it "''must have been one dull ship.''" Worf found that jab to be a joke, that he understood it, but did not find it funny. ({{DS9|Change of Heart}})
=== Examples ===
 
   
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When {{Captain}} [[Kathryn Janeway]] and [[Seven of Nine]] were captured by [[Arturis]], Seven claimed to not understand that in her role as captain, Janeway cannot always be friends with the crew serving under her, but that if they were to be [[Assimilation|assimilated]], she would understand. She then clarified that she meant that as a joke, citing Janeway's encouragement that she develop a sense of humor. ({{VOY|Hope and Fear}})
* "''This gentleman went to see his [[surgeon]] and was informed that he needed an operation. The man thought about that and then said, "I would like a second opinion." The doctor said, "Okay, you are ugly too".''"
 
   
 
While [[Vulcan]]s are not unable to understand the concept of jokes, they find them unnecessary and difficult to ''comprehend''. During their encounter with the [[Dream Alien]]s, the {{USS|Voyager}} crew all suffered from nightmares. When [[B'Elanna Torres]], [[Tom Paris]], [[Harry Kim]], and [[Neelix]] recounted theirs, they wondered what the nearby Vulcan [[Tuvok]]'s dream was. Neelix suggested elements of a Vulcan nightmare might include being stranded on a planet in which the only form of communication is laughter. During most of ''Voyager''{{'}}s journey, Neelix made it his goal to make Tuvok laugh. ({{VOY|Waking Moments}}; et. al)
* "''You know I come from a town so small it had a fraction for a zip code. It was so small in fact that it didn't have a Godfather of Crime, it had a Nephew.''"
 
   
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Jokes which contained [[sexual innuendo]] were said to be "dirty". One of the expectations [[Lewis Zimmerman]] foresaw for his upcoming [[Long-term Medical Holographic program]] was the ability to swap dirty jokes with [[patient]]s. ({{DS9|Doctor Bashir, I Presume}})
* "''I was so ugly as a child they hung a [[pork chop]] around my neck so the [[dog]] would play with me.''"
 
   
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In [[2376]], after her failed modifications to the [[Computer|computer core]] of ''Voyager'' resulted in a number of malfunctions, Seven of Nine commented to [[Commander]] [[Chakotay]] that "''Clearly, ''Voyager'' is not yet ready for [[assimilation]].''" When the comment failed to amuse Chakotay, she explained that it was a joke and that [[The Doctor]] had suggested that she diffuse tense situations with humor. ({{VOY|One Small Step}})
* "''Then there was the gene bank where they crossed a [[lion]] and a [[parrot]]. They weren't sure what they got, but when it spoke, they listened.''"
 
   
 
=== Examples ===
* "''Or the human [[cannon ball]] that was hired and fired in the same night.''"
 
 
* "''This gentleman went to see his [[surgeon]] and was informed that he needed an operation. The man thought about that and then said, "I would like a second opinion." The doctor said, "Okay, you are ugly too".''"
 
* "''You know I come from a town so small it had a [[fraction]] for a [[zip code]]. It was so small in fact that it didn't have a [[godfather]] of crime, it had a [[nephew]].''"
 
* "''I was so ugly as a [[child]] they hung a [[pork chop]] around my neck so the [[dog]] would play with me.''"
 
* "''Then there was the [[gene bank]] where they crossed a [[lion]] and a [[parrot]]. They weren't sure what they got, but when it spoke, they listened.''"
 
* "''Or the Human [[cannonball]] that was hired and fired in the same night.''"
 
* "''And there is the one about the [[girl]] in the [[nudity|nudist colony]] that nothing looked good on.''" ({{TNG|The Outrageous Okona}})
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*"''Life is like loading twice your cargo weight onto your spacecraft. If it's [[canary|canaries]] and you can keep half of them flying all the time, you're all right."'' ({{TNG|The Outrageous Okona}})
   
* "''And there is the one about the girl in the [[nudity|nudist colony]] that nothing looked good on.''" ({{TNG|The Outrageous Okona}})
 
   
 
In [[2154]], {{Trip Tucker}} told a joke to a pair of [[Tellarite]] ambassadors which ended with:
   
 
:"''So he says, 'Well, I'm not really a pilot''.'"
In [[2154]], [[Trip]] told a joke to a pair of [[Tellarite]] ambassadors which ended with:
 
   
 
They did not understand it. ({{ENT|Babel One}})
* "''So he says, 'Well, I'm not really a pilot''.'"
 
 
They did not understand it.
 
 
 
 
In early [[2364]] Data told [[Geordi La Forge]] the following joke:
 
In early [[2364]] Data told [[Geordi La Forge]] the following joke:
   
* "''A man goes to a store to buy some [[kidney bean|kidneys]]. He says to the [[shopkeeper]], "I'd like a pound of kiddillies, please." The shopkeeper says to him, "You mean kidneys, don't you?" The man says, "I said kiddillies, diddle I?''"
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:"''A man goes to a store to buy some [[kidney]]s. He says to the [[shopkeeper]], "I'd like a pound of kiddillies, please." The shopkeeper says to him, "You mean kidneys, don't you?" The man says, "I said kiddillies, diddle I?''"
   
Geordi didn't find the joke funny, as it was too old and Data "''didn't tell it very well''", however, Data mispronounced "kidneys" again while trying to explain the joke, eliciting a laugh from Geordi. ({{TNG|Code of Honor}})
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La Forge didn't find the joke funny, as it was too old and Data "''didn't tell it very well''". Data however mispronounced the phrase "including the kidneys" after the joke was told, eliciting a laugh from La Forge. ({{TNG|Code of Honor}})
   
In late 2364, Geordi told Data a joke with the following punchline:
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In late 2364, La Forge told Data a joke with the following punchline:
   
* "''So the guy staggers to his feet and goes back to the girl. She smiles, looks him straight in the eyes and says: "Just try that in [[hyperspace]]!".''" ({{TNG|Conspiracy}})
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:"''So the guy staggers to his feet and goes back to the girl. She smiles, looks him straight in the eyes and says: "Just try that in [[hyperspace]]!".''" ({{TNG|Conspiracy}})
   
 
In order to cheer him up, [[Doctor]] [[Beverly Crusher]] told the following joke to [[Willie Potts]]:
 
In order to cheer him up, [[Doctor]] [[Beverly Crusher]] told the following joke to [[Willie Potts]]:
   
* "''You heard the old story about the man who goes to his doctor? He says: "It hurts when I raise my arm like this!" The doctor says: "So don't raise your arm like that!"''" ({{TNG|Brothers}})
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:"''You heard the old story about the man who goes to his doctor? He says: "It hurts when I raise my [[arm]] like this!" The doctor says: "So don't raise your arm like that!"''" ({{TNG|Brothers}})
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In [[2367]], Commander [[William T. Riker]] told the bridge crew, including [[Ensign]] [[Kellogg]] a joke with the following punchline:
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:"''Then just as the [[executioner|headsman]] swings the [[axe]] and the blade is about to fall, the [[count]] says: "Wait, wait, I'll talk!", but it was too late. And the moral to the story is: Never [[hatchet]] your counts before they [[chicken]].''"
   
 
Data was fascinated by Riker's sense of humor and thought it was one reason why the commander was so popular among the crew. ({{TNG|Data's Day}})
In [[2367]], [[Commander]] [[William T. Riker]] told the bridge crew, including [[Ensign]] [[Kellogg]] a joke with the following punchline:
 
   
 
A joke [[Mot]] told his colleague [[Setti]] in [[2368]] ended in:
* "''Then just as the [[headsman]] swings the [[axe]] and the blade is about to fall, the [[Count]] says: "Wait, wait, I'll talk!", but it was too late. And the moral to the story is: Never hatchet your counts before they [[chicken]].''"
 
   
 
:"''...and then she said: "If they're not squirming, we won't eat them."''"
Data was fascinated by Riker's sense of humor and thought it was one reason why the Commander was so popular among the crew. ({{TNG|Data's Day}})
 
   
 
Setti didn't find the joke too funny. ({{TNG|Schisms}})
A joke Mr. [[Mot]] told his colleague Mr. [[Setti]] in [[2368]] ended in:
 
   
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[[File:Mister Tricorder.jpg|thumb|Data using "Mr. Tricorder"]]
* "''...and then she said: "If they're not squirming, we won't eat them."''"
 
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"Mr. Tricorder" was a joke made by Data in [[2371]] aboard the [[Amargosa observatory]] following the installation of his [[emotion chip]]. He used a [[tricorder]] like a hand [[puppet]] and talked to [[Geordi La Forge]]. ({{film|7}})
   
 
One humorous punchline Data recalled, in 2371, from the [[Farpoint Mission]], after the addition of his [[emotion chip]] was: "''The [[clown]] can stay, but the [[Ferengi]] in the [[gorilla suit]] has to go.''" ({{film|7}})
Mr. Setti didn't find the joke too funny. ({{TNG|Schisms}})
 
   
 
[[Quark]] once told [[Morn]] a joke that had the punchline, "''And, so, the [[Andorian]] says: Your [[brother]]? I thought it was your [[wife]]!''" Morn didn't get the joke immediately, and Quark re-emphasized "...wife" once again, and Morn finally got it and gave the joke a good belly laugh. ({{DS9|The Nagus}})
One humorous punchline Data recalled, in [[2371]], from the [[Farpoint Mission]], after the addition of his [[emotion chip]] was: "''The clown can stay, but the [[Ferengi]] in the [[gorilla]] suit has to go.''" ({{film|7}})
 
   
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[[Julian Bashir]] suggested that [[Miles O'Brien|O'Brien]] played a joke on him when an affectionate [[Jadzia Dax]] was on his [[bed]] and [[Major]] [[Kira Nerys|Kira]] called the [[senior staff]] to [[operations center|ops]]. ({{DS9|If Wishes Were Horses}})
[[Quark]] once told [[Morn]] a joke that had the punchline, "''And, so, the [[Andorian]] says: Your brother? I thought it was your wife!''" Morn didn't get the joke immediately, and Quark re-emphasized "...wife" once again, and Morn finally got it and gave the joke a good belly laugh. ({{DS9|The Nagus}})
 
   
[[Julian Bashir]] suggested that [[Miles O'Brien|O'Brien]] played him a joke when an affectioned [[Jadzia Dax]] was on his [[bed]] and [[Major]] [[Kira Nerys|Kira]] called the [[senior staff]] to [[operations center|ops]]. ({{DS9|If Wishes Were Horses}})
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[[Department of Temporal Investigations]] agent [[Dulmur]] asked if Sisko was making a joke when he said his story might take some [[time]]. Fellow agent [[Lucsly]] backed him up and Dulmur added that they hated those. ({{DS9|Trials and Tribble-ations}})
   
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IN [[2375]], [[Tom Paris]] told [[Tomin]] two jokes: ''How do you bend a [[hologram]]'s [[ear]]? Use a [[prism]]. What did the [[counselor]] say to the hologram? You're projecting.'' These jokes prompted him to declare humor a "''revelation''". ({{VOY|Someone to Watch Over Me}})
[[Department of Temporal Investigations]] agent [[Dulmur]] asked if Sisko was making a joke when he said his story might take some time. Fellow agent [[Lucsly]] backed him up and Dulmur added that they hated those. ({{DS9|Trials and Tribble-ations}})
 
   
== Related links ==
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== See also ==
 
* [[In-joke]]
 
* [[In-joke]]
   
 
== External links ==
 
== External links ==
<!--these references pertain to humor topics referenced in Star Trek-->
 
 
* {{wikipedia|Inherently funny word}}
 
* {{wikipedia|Inherently funny word}}
 
* {{wikipedia|Comic timing}}
 
* {{wikipedia|Comic timing}}

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A joke is "a witticism, a gag, a bon mot, a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending." (TNG: "The Outrageous Okona") It can also be described as "a story with a humorous climax." (Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home) Or as "a verbal comment or gesture designed to provoke laughter." (VOY: "Drone")

In 2268, Ensign Pavel Chekov reported that the Enterprise would be only one parsec away from a Klingon outpost, "close enough to smell them". As Commander Spock explained that odours cannot travel through the vacuum of space, Chekov claimed it was "just a little joke". Spock replied, "Extremely little". Not long after this, Cyrano Jones was attempting to sell tribbles aboard Deep Space Station K-7. His asking price was ten credits and when the barman tried to bargain, eventually going to four credits, Jones asked "Is that an offer or a joke?" The barman replied that it was an offer and Jones countered "That's a joke." (TOS: "The Trouble with Tribbles")

According to Leonard McCoy, Vulcans don't tell jokes. (TAS: "Yesteryear")

In 2365, upon meeting Thadiun Okona, Data, unaware of the true meaning of "what 'funny' is" made it his mission to learn with the assistance of The Comic and Guinan. (TNG: "The Outrageous Okona")

Both Data and Wesley Crusher fell victim to several practical jokes while at Starfleet Academy. (TNG: "The Game")

When Wesley Crusher made a visit on the USS Enterprise-D in 2370, Data greeted him with a joke and said, "A cadet is on board, we should call the security." Data later tried to clarify that he intended to make a joke and meant no ill. (TNG: "Journey's End")

That same year, in the mirror universe, Doctor Julian Bashir met Odo's mirror counterpart, a cruel individual who ruled over the workers at the ore processing facility on Terok Nor with his Rules of Obedience. When Bashir told him that his designation was "Bashir, Julian," he slapped him and told him that his Rule of Obedience #14 was "no jokes." Later, when Bashir told him that he had been practicing medicine, he slapped him again and reminded him of Rule #14. (DS9: "Crossover")

During a mission to rescue a Federation informant on Dominion-occupied Soukara, Worf claimed to Jadzia Dax that he has a sense of humor, and was "considered to be quite amusing" when serving on the USS Enterprise-D, to which Dax responded that it "must have been one dull ship." Worf found that jab to be a joke, that he understood it, but did not find it funny. (DS9: "Change of Heart")

When Captain Kathryn Janeway and Seven of Nine were captured by Arturis, Seven claimed to not understand that in her role as captain, Janeway cannot always be friends with the crew serving under her, but that if they were to be assimilated, she would understand. She then clarified that she meant that as a joke, citing Janeway's encouragement that she develop a sense of humor. (VOY: "Hope and Fear")

While Vulcans are not unable to understand the concept of jokes, they find them unnecessary and difficult to comprehend. During their encounter with the Dream Aliens, the USS Voyager crew all suffered from nightmares. When B'Elanna Torres, Tom Paris, Harry Kim, and Neelix recounted theirs, they wondered what the nearby Vulcan Tuvok's dream was. Neelix suggested elements of a Vulcan nightmare might include being stranded on a planet in which the only form of communication is laughter. During most of Voyager's journey, Neelix made it his goal to make Tuvok laugh. (VOY: "Waking Moments"; et. al)

Jokes which contained sexual innuendo were said to be "dirty". One of the expectations Lewis Zimmerman foresaw for his upcoming Long-term Medical Holographic program was the ability to swap dirty jokes with patients. (DS9: "Doctor Bashir, I Presume")

In 2376, after her failed modifications to the computer core of Voyager resulted in a number of malfunctions, Seven of Nine commented to Commander Chakotay that "Clearly, Voyager is not yet ready for assimilation." When the comment failed to amuse Chakotay, she explained that it was a joke and that The Doctor had suggested that she diffuse tense situations with humor. (VOY: "One Small Step")

Examples

  • "This gentleman went to see his surgeon and was informed that he needed an operation. The man thought about that and then said, "I would like a second opinion." The doctor said, "Okay, you are ugly too"."
  • "You know I come from a town so small it had a fraction for a zip code. It was so small in fact that it didn't have a godfather of crime, it had a nephew."
  • "I was so ugly as a child they hung a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me."
  • "Then there was the gene bank where they crossed a lion and a parrot. They weren't sure what they got, but when it spoke, they listened."
  • "Or the Human cannonball that was hired and fired in the same night."
  • "And there is the one about the girl in the nudist colony that nothing looked good on." (TNG: "The Outrageous Okona")
  • "Life is like loading twice your cargo weight onto your spacecraft. If it's canaries and you can keep half of them flying all the time, you're all right." (TNG: "The Outrageous Okona")


In 2154, Trip Tucker told a joke to a pair of Tellarite ambassadors which ended with:

"So he says, 'Well, I'm not really a pilot.'"

They did not understand it. (ENT: "Babel One")

In early 2364 Data told Geordi La Forge the following joke:

"A man goes to a store to buy some kidneys. He says to the shopkeeper, "I'd like a pound of kiddillies, please." The shopkeeper says to him, "You mean kidneys, don't you?" The man says, "I said kiddillies, diddle I?"

La Forge didn't find the joke funny, as it was too old and Data "didn't tell it very well". Data however mispronounced the phrase "including the kidneys" after the joke was told, eliciting a laugh from La Forge. (TNG: "Code of Honor")

In late 2364, La Forge told Data a joke with the following punchline:

"So the guy staggers to his feet and goes back to the girl. She smiles, looks him straight in the eyes and says: "Just try that in hyperspace!"." (TNG: "Conspiracy")

In order to cheer him up, Doctor Beverly Crusher told the following joke to Willie Potts:

"You heard the old story about the man who goes to his doctor? He says: "It hurts when I raise my arm like this!" The doctor says: "So don't raise your arm like that!"" (TNG: "Brothers")

In 2367, Commander William T. Riker told the bridge crew, including Ensign Kellogg a joke with the following punchline:

"Then just as the headsman swings the axe and the blade is about to fall, the count says: "Wait, wait, I'll talk!", but it was too late. And the moral to the story is: Never hatchet your counts before they chicken."

Data was fascinated by Riker's sense of humor and thought it was one reason why the commander was so popular among the crew. (TNG: "Data's Day")

A joke Mot told his colleague Setti in 2368 ended in:

"...and then she said: "If they're not squirming, we won't eat them.""

Setti didn't find the joke too funny. (TNG: "Schisms")

Mister Tricorder

Data using "Mr. Tricorder"

"Mr. Tricorder" was a joke made by Data in 2371 aboard the Amargosa observatory following the installation of his emotion chip. He used a tricorder like a hand puppet and talked to Geordi La Forge. (Star Trek Generations)

One humorous punchline Data recalled, in 2371, from the Farpoint Mission, after the addition of his emotion chip was: "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go." (Star Trek Generations)

Quark once told Morn a joke that had the punchline, "And, so, the Andorian says: Your brother? I thought it was your wife!" Morn didn't get the joke immediately, and Quark re-emphasized "...wife" once again, and Morn finally got it and gave the joke a good belly laugh. (DS9: "The Nagus")

Julian Bashir suggested that O'Brien played a joke on him when an affectionate Jadzia Dax was on his bed and Major Kira called the senior staff to ops. (DS9: "If Wishes Were Horses")

Department of Temporal Investigations agent Dulmur asked if Sisko was making a joke when he said his story might take some time. Fellow agent Lucsly backed him up and Dulmur added that they hated those. (DS9: "Trials and Tribble-ations")

IN 2375, Tom Paris told Tomin two jokes: How do you bend a hologram's ear? Use a prism. What did the counselor say to the hologram? You're projecting. These jokes prompted him to declare humor a "revelation". (VOY: "Someone to Watch Over Me")

See also

External links