A long time ago,
In the land by Chicago,
Grew a tired young boy,
Who was prone to follow.

As the boy became man,
His habits did not change,
He continued his obsessions,
With an ever-growing range.

Now the man became known,
On this site and those,
For his skills encyclopedic,
On things no one knows.

He was a multi-wiki admin,
On more sites than he could count,
But he lost his drive and focus,
Even with the Trek from Paramount.

Now he still exists in legend,
Just talk, he may respond,
Or regale those who knew him,
Like Alan, Cid, or Shran.

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